Ground Up Beetlejuice Recently Deceased Maroon Sneakers For Adults

Trusty Sneaks

The Handbook for the Recently Deceased implores its readers to “never trust the living.” While we take slight offense, we can also understand. It’s okay to withhold trust until the strange and unusual thing you’re meeting reveals its true character. Hopefully, what’s shown is trustworthy, and a friendship can be forged. Or, at the very least, the meeting ends amicably. If the opposite occurs, we recommend skedaddling.

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Ensure you’re ready to leg it by adding these Beetlejuice Recently Deceased Maroon Unisex Sneakers to your collection! The officially licensed exclusives are designed to look like the iconic Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. Sturdy canvas shapes the body of the shoes.

The outside of each shoe features a print of the Handbook’s cover art, while the inside has the words, “never trust the living,” so you’ll never forget the sage advice. Summon this most helpful version of the Handbook to your home today!